1995 Classic: The Gladys

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys the weekend is here!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Gladiator_Maximus08/22/1997 06:01Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Cipher_Steak09/21/2011 19:28Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Weird_Science_G03/16/2015 14:57We created a monster... of a joke!

@Wayne_World_Ex11/20/1999 10:07Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real01/12/2013 14:56I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Bad_Luck_Brian06/16/2006 17:42Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Confused_Travolta06/18/2002 08:25Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Search_Scout_9906/08/2010 22:12Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Rocket_Jumper03/25/2009 11:39This humor took me to new heights!