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1995 Vintage: The Hard Candy Currency

What was hidden in every single senior jacket pocket and glass bowl in 1995? A endless supply of rock-hard strawberry candies with the wrapper printed like the fruit, or butterscotch drops that had melted into a single solid brick.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord01/13/2006 13:01Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Zoolander_Blue03/22/2004 15:17Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Fresh_Prince_Will06/20/1999 02:26Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole06/08/2001 00:39I see funny people... everywhere!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/12/2015 22:40You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Shagadelic_9701/03/1997 20:16This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Borat_Very_Nice05/12/2002 14:19Very nice! Great success!
@Rick_Roller_0706/05/2015 17:36Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Selfie_King_0502/28/2009 17:29Taking a photo of me laughing!

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