What was hidden in every single senior jacket pocket and glass bowl in 1995? A endless supply of rock-hard strawberry candies with the wrapper printed like the fruit, or butterscotch drops that had melted into a single solid brick.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I see funny people... everywhere!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Very nice! Great success!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Taking a photo of me laughing!