He wanted to walk on time!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
It really whips the llama's ass!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
You must construct additional laughs!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
shared this in our family group chat. my grandma loved it!
i actually had a similar situation last week. life is a joke sometimes.
best joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.
I feel attacked. But I’m laughing.