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1996 Archive: The Home Depot

 Our Saturday plans involve looking at 50 identical shades of “eggshell” white paint for the hallway.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/10/2009 19:54Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@ICQ_Flower05/23/1999 05:19The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Diablo_Cow_Level04/02/2011 04:33There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/22/2010 08:14I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu07/06/1996 05:55Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Jackass_Johnny05/03/2014 18:47Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Banner_Exchange06/17/1999 05:56Click my banner for more laughs!
@Dark_Web_Joker04/10/1998 20:57Found this on the deep end of the net.
@Retro_End_User12/17/2008 13:21The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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