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2013 Vintage: The Hobbit

The Desolation of Smaug: I told her I’m looking for the Arkenstone. She said, “Is it in the laundry basket? Because that’s the only ‘mountain’ we have.”

Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid01/03/2014 15:37Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Ebay_Sniper03/27/2008 15:16Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/23/2004 11:45I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Snatch_Mickey04/22/2001 07:39Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Daria_Morg09/17/2015 01:57My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@PeanutButter_J09/28/2000 06:52It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Bernie_Mittens06/09/2015 05:36I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Retro_End_User02/24/1995 03:19The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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