The Desolation of Smaug: I told her I’m looking for the Arkenstone. She said, “Is it in the laundry basket? Because that’s the only ‘mountain’ we have.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket
It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
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