1998 Legacy: The High-Rise

She bought “high-waisted” jeans. I told her they’re almost touching her armpits.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

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My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

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@Net_Addict_200003/23/1995 10:18My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter12/28/1999 13:18My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Nsync_Justin06/21/2000 21:57Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam09/15/1998 08:07I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Startup_Kid06/20/2006 13:20Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Pi_Mathematics01/13/2002 02:25Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Stick_Death_Fan08/06/2011 06:25Brutally funny! Keep them coming.