2001 Archive: The Handheld

He got a Game Boy Advance. He’s playing Mario while I’m talking about our mortgage.

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@Sid_Meier_Fan12/07/1996 04:21Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Lion_King_Simba02/14/2009 12:11Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Skate_Or_Die_9901/02/2005 14:56Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/01/2002 20:37I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Bluetooth_Bot05/25/1996 10:15Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Digimon_Tamer03/11/2008 13:35My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/19/1995 06:11I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@HotBot_User04/27/2001 22:29Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Retweet_King08/06/2012 19:55RT if you think this is funny!