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2008 Vintage: The Hancock

 I told her I’m a superhero who doesn’t care. She said, “That’s just a regular husband.”

Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja05/04/2007 04:28Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Baywatch_Runner02/03/1999 09:51Laughing in slow motion right now!
@MP3_Encoder10/15/1995 23:04128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Trainspotting_Rent06/06/2009 10:50Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Daria_Morg12/18/1998 12:56My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@IMVU_Chatter02/05/2015 21:513D laughs are the best!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan01/23/1997 21:57Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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