I told her I’m a superhero who doesn’t care. She said, “That’s just a regular husband.”
Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Apple Glasses
My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Choose life. Choose a joke.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
3D laughs are the best!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.