Why don’t skeletons ever trick-or-treat? Because they have “no-body” to go with (and R.L. Stine already trapped them in a book).
Part of the 52 Kids Jokes: The 1995 “Tamagotchi & Playground” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Oops, I laughed again!
The highest note of humor!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
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