1995 Vintage: The Golden Retriever Energy

1995 has total Golden Retriever energy—it’s happy, slightly chaotic, and desperately wants to be liked even when it crashes every twenty minutes.

Part of the 68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified

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@Jurassic_Park_Grant02/07/1998 09:27They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@SpiderMan_Peter03/17/2014 23:17My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@CRT_Degauss06/11/2013 22:13BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@USB_Pioneer01/27/1995 22:57Plug and Play laughter!

@Silk_Road_Ghost11/19/2004 22:55Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Grunge_Lord_9405/16/1995 01:54I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Mini_Me_Rocks11/25/2006 08:57... (Laughter in silence).

@Napoleon_Dyna03/14/2011 17:35Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!