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What’s the worst thing about being a giraffe? Having to wait three hours for your coffee to reach your stomach.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wi...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
Two bats are hanging upside down...
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »
Why did the horse go behind...
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!read more »
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Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school?
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What do you call a snake who works for the government?
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The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »
What did the dolphin say when...
What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake?
“I didn’t do it...read more »
How do you know if there’s...
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76 Animal Jokes: The 2010 Tablet & Retro-Filter Protocol
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What do frogs do with paper?...
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!read more »
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
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Hip-hop!read more »
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haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.