1997 Classic: The Gin Fizz

Why did the Gin Fizz pop? It heard some heavy bass on the radio.

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@MIRC_Operator01/31/1999 19:55/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@PalmPilot_Pro08/15/2015 05:59Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Cheers_Norm05/29/2015 05:58Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@SoundBlaster_AWE07/08/1996 11:43Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Donny_V_ShutUp08/08/2002 23:17Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Napoleon_Dyna07/09/2014 04:26Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Best_Viewed_IE408/09/2012 05:43Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Llamas_With_Hats04/30/2001 12:48Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!