2006 Classic: The Gears of War

My husband is “revving” his chainsaw bayonet. I told him if he wants to cut something, there’s a hedge in the front yard that needs attention.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Dorm_Room_Hero06/07/2003 08:44My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Fight_Club_Member08/18/1998 07:22I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Offspring_Guy02/11/2007 02:16The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy10/02/1996 00:39That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Top_List_Winner09/20/2010 20:31Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!