I tweeted “My wife is great.” She replied, “Go do the dishes.” Twitter is a dark place.
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.