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The Final Bell

School’s out with a final OHH! kids hit.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Kids Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Infinity War” Edition
In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Answer: ...read more »
What does a cloud wear under...
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Answer: Thunderwear!read more »
What do you call an alligator...
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Answer: An investigator...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
Why couldn’t the pony sing a...
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Answer: Because it was a l...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
What did one wall say to...
What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »
Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear!read more »

😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2010 “Minions & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and th...read more »
Why did the scarecrow win an...
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Answer: Because he was outst...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Blue06/13/1996 14:38Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Startup_Kid02/03/2001 06:56Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@WiFi_Zero_One04/16/1995 17:56Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Silk_Road_Ghost05/11/1995 08:39Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Pi_Mathematics09/12/2014 13:28Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Digimon_Tamer05/16/2004 11:59My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Liger_Owner_X08/08/2005 20:32It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Star_Wars_Kid11/24/1999 08:25I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Tagged_Network05/24/2000 09:08You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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