They have “Olestra.” I told my wife the warning label is longer than the ingredients list.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
One does not simply read one joke.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.