1999 Vintage: The Family Guy

I told my wife the dog talks. She told me I’ve been staring at the screen too long.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor01/27/1995 07:16You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Project_Mayhem12/24/2011 06:23Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Green_Day_Fan08/19/1996 01:55Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular02/20/2005 11:48I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Railgun_Sniper09/09/2002 10:27I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Me_Gusta_Face06/29/2007 16:04Me Gusta this joke. Very much.