She bought an Ab Roller. It’s currently being used as a very expensive doorstop.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
I choose to believe it’s funny.