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1997 Legacy: The Exercise

 She bought an Ab Roller. It’s currently being used as a very expensive doorstop.

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber03/23/2000 02:08So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Web_Master_Flex09/20/2007 21:51I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Jackass_Johnny08/10/2000 16:01Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
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