2000 Legacy: The E-mail

She sent me an “E-card.” It was a dancing hamster. This is the peak of our romance.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

@Napster_King04/23/2004 21:14I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@PalmPilot_Pro08/08/2011 23:22Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan10/01/1996 11:02Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/19/2002 06:33I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Fire_Background04/13/2010 14:36This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Rocket_Jumper03/10/1996 20:19This humor took me to new heights!

@Shut_Up_Money10/14/2003 08:30Shut up and take my laughter!