2009 Vintage: The David After Dentist

“Is this real life?” I asked this after she told me we’re going to her sister’s wedding.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

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@Ebay_Sniper12/28/2012 22:28Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Flash_Animator08/18/2011 00:24I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Home_Alone_Kevin05/13/2000 02:05Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Cyber_Traveler02/04/2010 15:44Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Memento_Guy08/04/2000 03:54Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Bill_Nye_Fan10/06/2011 12:35Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Web_Counter_9901/13/1999 05:41I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!