My wife made a new dish called “Surprise.” The surprise was that it was still frozen in the middle.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
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63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Choice
"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
A wild laugh appeared!