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1995 Vintage: The Cooking

 My wife made a new dish called “Surprise.” The surprise was that it was still frozen in the middle.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/28/2005 03:59Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle10/19/1999 22:31What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@X-Gen_Mark02/04/2005 14:42This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan01/02/2007 13:26This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Charlie_Unicorn10/04/1998 10:36We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Safari_Surfer01/15/2011 18:23A wild laugh appeared!

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