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The Computer Cold

Even technology needs a doctor sometimes.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
What kind of tree fits in...
What kind of tree fits in your hand? Answer: A palm tree!read more »
What kind of car does a...
What kind of car does a Jedi drive? Answer: A Toy-Yoda!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
How do you make a tissue...
How do you make a tissue dance? Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
What do you call a sleeping...
What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer: A bulldozer!read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer:...
Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer: Because you can see right thro...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »

😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Kids Jokes: The 2004 “Shrek 2 & Razr Flip” Edition
In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer:...
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Bug & Pokémania” Edition
In 1999, the ultimate flex was a holographic Charizard card and a...read more »
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?...
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Answer: They don’t have th...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/22/2010 01:21This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Beverly_Hills_9021002/14/1995 15:05The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan01/21/2015 17:50This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Kazaa_Leecher05/04/1997 07:05I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Reservoir_Joe08/20/1996 12:16Professional humor for professional people.
@Shagadelic_9707/07/2014 16:28This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan07/07/2000 03:20Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Forever_Alone_X05/26/2005 11:34At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
@Keep_Calm_Fan12/17/1998 23:41Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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