2009 Archive: The Choice

“Do you want to see the movie in 3D?” “It’s five dollars more.” “Is it worth it?” “Only if the headache is worth it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Groovy09/13/2007 06:25Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Harry_Potter_Ron04/25/2013 01:40Bloody brilliant, mate!

@MTV_Unplugged07/02/2003 02:38Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Austin_Powers_Y10/12/2008 03:30Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Hansel_So_Hot04/19/2010 09:08That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Salad_Fingers_F03/13/2009 12:13I like it when the jokes are... rusty.