“Should we get the GPS or just use the map?” “Let’s get the GPS, I want to hear a robot tell you you’re wrong for once.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
This site is very exciting!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!