2005 Archive: The Choice

“Where do you want to go?” “Let’s look at the TripAdvisor reviews.” “It’s 2005, Greg, let’s just go to the place with the neon sign.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

@BBS_Veteran03/05/2006 01:22Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor04/23/1998 05:47You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@The_Mask_Smokin04/15/1997 07:39P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Twister_Chaser01/18/1997 00:15A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Marla_Singer_Fan12/15/2002 00:23A joke for the end of the world.

@Reservoir_Joe05/16/2011 10:09Professional humor for professional people.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/13/2006 13:37One billion... laughs!

@Slow_Clap_Guy08/18/2006 10:03...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!