2000 Classic: The Cargo Pants

They’ve reached their final form. He has pockets for things he hasn’t even bought yet.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red01/15/2001 10:48It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Men_In_Black_J01/13/2003 13:34Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Trinity_Matrix09/04/1995 05:02Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/14/2010 13:42I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/27/1998 17:13I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@CounterStrike_Pro05/16/2000 22:54Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!