“24K Magic.” I told her I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket. She checked my wallet and found a coupon for a car wash and five dollars.
Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bitcoin 2.0
I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
But you have heard of this joke!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Super green! Hilarious!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!