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She says her and her best friend are “Abbi and Ilana.” I told her that means I’m the guy who has to bail them out of trouble.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

@ICQ_Flower10/13/1998 14:39The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Yahoo_Directory07/31/2006 10:04Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Unix_Wizard01/29/2003 16:52sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Bluetooth_Bot06/05/2002 02:00Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@MTV_Unplugged06/25/2011 22:03Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.