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I told her I understand the housing market. She said, “Then you understand why we’re never moving to a bigger house.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

@South_Park_Cartman12/31/1997 01:53Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@SpiderMan_Tobey02/07/2011 08:49With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Blade_Runner_201904/28/2007 10:23All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Ancient_Aliens_G07/07/2001 23:57I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Philosoraptor_X05/04/2000 14:00If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Distracted_Boy07/01/2001 17:19Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.