Why was the dad sitting alone in a folding chair with wool mittens? He heard it was the most “meme-able” way to wait for dinner.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
The magic man... is laughing!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!