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I told her our life is a dream. She said, “Then wake up and do the chores.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level04/26/2000 22:10There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@MIRC_Ghost08/11/2003 05:39Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Skate_Or_Die_9909/09/2010 19:14Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory12/16/2007 21:31Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Old_School_Frank06/15/2013 21:37We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Keyboard_Cat_P03/03/2014 20:12Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Y_U_NO_Laugh07/04/2001 18:57Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@YouTube_Beta_User07/02/2002 10:15I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!