A slippery situation in the fruit bowl.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
This humor took me to new heights!
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
Is it bad that I’ve heard 90% of these?