2021 Classic: The Bad Habit

Ed Sheeran is singing about bad habits. I told my wife I have none. She laughed for three minutes straight.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

@AOL_Surfer10/15/2002 00:43You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Floppy_Disk_Hero08/08/2008 08:26I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Floppy_Fanatic07/30/1998 17:04Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo07/20/2008 14:42Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Epic_Fail_Guy06/28/1999 21:59This joke is an Epic Win!