2003 Classic: The Bachelorette

Trista chose Ryan. My wife cried. I asked if I get a rose for doing the laundry. She said, “You’re lucky you’re even in the mansion.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/26/2012 04:20What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@SouthPark_Stan02/21/2012 13:22Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Rewritable_CD04/18/2004 07:59I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Judge_Dredd_Law07/18/1996 14:29I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan08/16/1997 07:08Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Face_Palm_0110/14/2006 08:31Classic. Simply classic.