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The Astronaut Habit

Space travel and the art of staying grounded.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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What kind of key opens a banana? Answer: A mon-key!read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready09/05/1998 17:00If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@GameBoy_Color02/15/2014 18:04Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Home_Alone_Kevin01/19/2008 11:17Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Cipher_Steak08/30/1996 03:29Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan04/06/1996 07:33Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Beavis_Cornholio04/29/2015 11:27I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Mocking_Sponge05/14/1998 02:00mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@IMVU_Chatter10/26/2009 18:183D laughs are the best!
@Mondo_Media_X07/06/1998 13:03Top tier web animation humor!

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3 thoughts on “The Astronaut Habit”

  1. User_643
    User_643 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

  2. User_295
    User_295 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

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