1997 Archive: The As Good As It Gets

I told her I’m trying to be a better man. She told me to start by putting the toilet seat down.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@ModemWarrior09/30/2011 14:56I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Blockbuster_Refugee08/26/2007 19:19Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Jurassic_Park_Fan10/23/2003 19:26Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@OfficeWorker_9903/11/1997 17:19I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Doom_Marines06/23/1999 23:16Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan06/02/2013 07:34Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Ferris_Bueller06/10/2002 22:26Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Marquee_Text_Fan01/09/2014 02:19<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>