2012 Archive: The Argo

I told her I’m a CIA agent. She said, “Argo-f*** yourself and go mow the lawn.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

@Encarta_User03/17/2002 15:32I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Myspace_First_Friend11/21/1995 21:43I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@MP3_Encoder06/24/2005 22:40128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Pi_Mathematics03/01/2013 10:05Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Linkin_Park_Fan11/16/1995 00:11In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Cow_And_Chicken05/20/2011 15:34Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!