He laughed at the glue scene. I realized I married a 12-year-old in a 30-year-old’s body.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
I see you... laughing!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Tapping my way to a good mood.