2014 Legacy: The 50 Shades Trailer

It dropped. My wife is “anticipating.” I told her I bought some new rope. She got excited until she realized it was for the lawnmower pull-start.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

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My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes07/22/1997 00:56Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Cast_Away_Wilson04/05/2006 04:24WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Flashdance_What06/01/2004 04:47What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Nyan_Cat_Space09/13/1998 05:02Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Afk_For_Laughs08/05/1998 21:08Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Captain_Obvious08/03/2013 09:23This is a comment on a funny joke.