2002 Archive: The 28 Days Later

I told her the house looks like a zombie movie. She told me that’s because I haven’t cleaned my “lab” (the basement).

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

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@ICQ_Flower06/28/2009 04:43The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Melrose_Place_Fan11/05/1999 12:53Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@MP3_Encoder03/28/2008 17:18128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Tyler_Durden_Real09/16/1998 09:51Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Butthead_Uhhh08/23/2009 20:44Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.