1997 Classic: The Virus
“Doctor, I think I have a virus.” “Human or computer?” “In 1997, what’s the difference?” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension… Read More »1997 Classic: The Virus
1997 Archive: The Mike Tyson Incident
Yo mama is so ugly, when Mike Tyson saw her, he decided he’d rather eat his own ears than look at her for another round.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Mike Tyson Incident
1997 Archive: The Harry Potter Book
Why was the terminal so quiet? The first book had just come out, and travelers were realizing they’d rather be at Hogwarts than in a… Read More »1997 Archive: The Harry Potter Book
1997 Classic: The Flight Safety Video
Why did no one watch? Because they were too busy trying to figure out how to turn off their pagers before the plane exploded. Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The Flight Safety Video
1997 Classic: The GeoCities
Why did the traveler make a website? To show his blurry photos of the Grand Canyon to the 4 people who knew his URL. Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The GeoCities
1997 Vintage: Batman & Robin (The Toys)
Why were the Batman figures on clearance? Because after the movie, even Santa decided that “Bat-nipples” on a suit were a holiday “no-go.” Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: Batman & Robin (The Toys)
1997 Archive: Daft Punk – “Homework”
Why did the teens want to wear helmets at the table? Because Daft Punk made being a robot the most stylish way to end the… Read More »1997 Archive: Daft Punk – “Homework”
1997 Legacy: The Batman & Robin Director
One, but the bulb needs neon lights and ice-puns to work. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Mall Goth
“The darkness is my only friend anyway.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Librarian
“Quiet! I’m trying to find the manual for ‘Advanced Socketry’.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified