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1997 Archive: The Mall Goth

 “The darkness is my only friend anyway.”

Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg01/28/2012 14:13I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor03/21/2009 20:21At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan08/07/2004 08:21Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Diva_Plavalaguna03/13/2007 12:41The highest note of humor!
@Walter_Sobchak04/19/2003 20:07Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Donny_V_ShutUp11/25/2007 18:20Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Jordan_Fan_2308/30/2002 02:56Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Goosebumps_Kid03/18/2015 02:58Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Tuenti_Specialist05/28/1998 08:39A classic from the Spanish web too!
@GL_HF_Runner09/11/2012 11:35Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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