1997 Legacy: The Spice
My wife bought the Spice Girls album. She asked which one she is. I said “Scary,” and that was the end of our conversation for… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Spice
1997 Archive: The South Park
I tried to explain why a talking piece of poop is funny. My wife just stared at me until I apologized. Part of the 65… Read More »1997 Archive: The South Park
1997 Legacy: The Screen Saver
We spent ten minutes watching the 3D Pipes screen saver. It was the most exciting part of our Tuesday. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Screen Saver
1997 Archive: The Contact
We watched the movie. She asked if I think we’re alone in the universe. I said, “I hope so, then I wouldn’t have to share… Read More »1997 Archive: The Contact
1997 Classic: The Hungry Bear
Why don’t bears wear shoes? Because they have “bear” feet. Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Little Dog
What kind of dog does a scientist have? A “Lab-rador.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Surgeon’s Confidence
My surgeon told me he could do the procedure with his eyes closed. I told him I’d prefer it if he kept them open since… Read More »1997 Archive: The Surgeon’s Confidence
1997 Legacy: The Stethoscope
“Your heart is beating like a techno song.” “Is that bad?” “Only if you don’t like glow sticks.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Stethoscope
1997 Classic: The Barbie Girl
Why did the blonde think the song “Barbie Girl” was her national anthem? Because it described her “plastic” lifestyle perfectly. Part of the 54 Classic… Read More »1997 Classic: The Barbie Girl
1997 Legacy: The “Low Cost” Shock
Why did the passenger look confused on Ryanair? He realized that for a $10 ticket, he was basically expected to help the pilot push the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The “Low Cost” Shock