What kind of dog does a scientist have? A “Lab-rador.”
Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
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Why did the smartphone need glasses?
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Letting this joke through the port.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Silently laughing in the snow.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
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