1997 Archive: The Surgeon’s Confidence

My surgeon told me he could do the procedure with his eyes closed. I told him I’d prefer it if he kept them open since I’m paying for the view.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner03/23/2006 04:13Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Java_Applet_User09/27/2013 03:35This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/30/2014 08:14I am crying... with laughter!

@Terminator_2_Fan04/10/2006 14:34Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory03/19/2004 17:20Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Flashdance_What04/28/2000 09:15What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Starcraft_Zerg05/23/2000 10:40Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Charlie_Unicorn08/04/2005 06:26We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!