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1997 Classic: The Barbie Girl

 Why did the blonde think the song “Barbie Girl” was her national anthem? Because it described her “plastic” lifestyle perfectly.

Part of the 54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines12/25/2003 11:54Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Overclocker_Pro08/13/2002 21:31My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Korn_Follower10/09/2000 01:04Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Tony_Hawk_Pro09/07/2008 11:36Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Blogger_Default02/26/1998 07:33Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@CounterStrike_Pro05/20/1999 05:12Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
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