1997 Legacy: The “Macarena” Hater
One, but they’ll break the bulb if that song plays again. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Verve Bitter Sweetness
“Bittersweet Symphony” is playing in every grocery store, making my choice between 1% and 2% milk feel like a cinematic climax. Part of the 59… Read More »1997 Classic: The Verve Bitter Sweetness
1997 Archive: The Sugar Ray Sunglasses
Why is every lead singer in 1997 wearing yellow-tinted lenses? Do they all have jaundice or is it just “fashion”? Part of the 59 Observational… Read More »1997 Archive: The Sugar Ray Sunglasses
1997 Classic: The Pocket Organizer
Carrying a “Sharp Wizard” because a paper notebook wasn’t complicated enough for my three weekly appointments. Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro… Read More »1997 Classic: The Pocket Organizer
1997 Legacy: The Martina Hingis Slam
Why was the tennis tour a playground? Because 16-year-old Martina Hingis won three Grand Slams in one year, making the veterans feel like they should… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Martina Hingis Slam
1997 Archive: The Jan Ullrich Tour de France
Why was Germany so fast? Because Ullrich dominated the mountains and made everyone think he was the next Induráin (until a guy named Lance showed… Read More »1997 Archive: The Jan Ullrich Tour de France
1997 Archive: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Pernell Whitaker
Why was it a chess match? Because the “Golden Boy” met a man who could dodge raindrops, proving that boxing is about hitting and NOT… Read More »1997 Archive: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Pernell Whitaker
1997 Vintage: The Lifeboat
What’s the difference between my mother-in-law and the Titanic? The Titanic had enough sense to stop when it hit a cold shoulder. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Lifeboat
1997 Classic: The Grocery Store
She spent an hour in the “10 items or less” lane explaining why her 40 items were all “technically connected.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1997 Classic: The Grocery Store
1997 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making her New Year’s resolutions for me. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified