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1997 Classic: The Verve Bitter Sweetness

 “Bittersweet Symphony” is playing in every grocery store, making my choice between 1% and 2% milk feel like a cinematic climax.

Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@WAP_Navigator07/02/2012 23:14Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Cipher_Steak04/17/1997 07:44Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
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@Flashdance_What07/25/2000 14:13What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Terran_Marine04/23/2008 21:12Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/15/2013 05:48My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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