“Bittersweet Symphony” is playing in every grocery store, making my choice between 1% and 2% milk feel like a cinematic climax.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Go, go, go! More jokes!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.