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1997 Archive: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Pernell Whitaker

 Why was it a chess match? Because the “Golden Boy” met a man who could dodge raindrops, proving that boxing is about hitting and NOT being hit.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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