1997 Classic: The Video Store
We spent forty dollars in late fees at Blockbuster. For that price, we could have just bought the store. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Video Store
1997 Vintage: The Starbucks
We now have a “regular” order. It costs as much as a gallon of gas and has more whip than a bakery. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Starbucks
1997 Archive: The Candle
She bought a “Mulled Cider” candle. Now the house smells like a fruit stand exploded in a furnace. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Archive: The Candle
1997 Legacy: The Java Script
Why did the dad bring a cup of coffee to the computer? He heard it needed “Java.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Java Script
1997 Classic: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An “independ-ant.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Little Ant
1997 Archive: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I feel like a 56k modem.” “Keep talking, I’m listening.” “Screeeech-beeeep-boop-hiss…” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry”… Read More »1997 Archive: The Psychiatrist
1997 Archive: The HMO Gym
The only exercise they authorize is jumping to conclusions. Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Archive: The HMO Gym
1997 Classic: The Notorious B.I.G. Tribute
Yo mama is so fat, when Diddy sang “I’ll Be Missing You,” he wasn’t talking about Biggie—he was talking about the sun because your mama… Read More »1997 Classic: The Notorious B.I.G. Tribute
1997 Archive: The Travel Website
Why did the man give up on Expedia? Because his 33.6k modem made “searching for flights” feel like a lifelong commitment. Part of the 50… Read More »1997 Archive: The Travel Website
1997 Vintage: The Furbies
Why was security suspicious? They heard a suitcase whispering “Me love you” and thought they discovered a new type of biological weapon. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Furbies